I bought a small order at my local Burger Kang for a buck and some change, only to find eight, count 'em, eight juicy, golden-brown rounds of goodness in the paper baggie they call a "container". When you take a dollar and add say, five cents for tax, that comes to a whopping 13 cents per ring. Now you decide, what's more important to you: a LARGE order of onion rings, or your child's education?... because that's what it's coming down to. Everyone's after your money, including you; so I guess that means EVERYONE is against you. All of this stress and anxiety for some fast food. You people should be ashamed of yourselves.
Saturday, June 28, 2008
One Ring to Rule the Mall
Ladies and gentlemen, the end result of an onion ring giving birth...
I don't see why they don't sell these little deep-fried treasure troves at an adult novelty store...or at least a crisis pregnancy center.
I bought a small order at my local Burger Kang for a buck and some change, only to find eight, count 'em, eight juicy, golden-brown rounds of goodness in the paper baggie they call a "container". When you take a dollar and add say, five cents for tax, that comes to a whopping 13 cents per ring. Now you decide, what's more important to you: a LARGE order of onion rings, or your child's education?... because that's what it's coming down to. Everyone's after your money, including you; so I guess that means EVERYONE is against you. All of this stress and anxiety for some fast food. You people should be ashamed of yourselves.
I bought a small order at my local Burger Kang for a buck and some change, only to find eight, count 'em, eight juicy, golden-brown rounds of goodness in the paper baggie they call a "container". When you take a dollar and add say, five cents for tax, that comes to a whopping 13 cents per ring. Now you decide, what's more important to you: a LARGE order of onion rings, or your child's education?... because that's what it's coming down to. Everyone's after your money, including you; so I guess that means EVERYONE is against you. All of this stress and anxiety for some fast food. You people should be ashamed of yourselves.
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