Saturday, February 14, 2009

Valentine's Day is Great for People Who Like Hearts

Well here it is, the most boring post I could possibly think of, because frankly, I don't care about any issues you or your gift card suppliers have about this day. Today is Valentine's Day, even though it's almost the day after Valentine's day, which I like to call, "Hungover and Regretfully Slept with a Drunk Hooker on Valentine's Day......Day". I didn't sleep with the hooker this time, I just even more regretfully filmed beta. But hey, why not? It's a day we should all take completely seriously in the sense that Michael Jackson takes diddling little winkies seriously. Somebody call Hallmark and tell them McCaulley Caulkin finally found work! It pays in cotton candy and balloons, but at least it's a damn job.

My wife got her first and only tattoo today which I designed. I didn't tell her yet that I switched designs just before she met Mr. Needle...and hopefully she'll never find out. See, it was originally supposed to be a little nautical star.
Well, now she has this instead:

But at least I'm the jackass this time. She kept asking why it was taking so long...


StillThinking said...

Your wife's a dude.

Beau Horner said...

Don't feel bad because she has a bigger penis than you, at least we still have each other.