pecial nonetheless. The subject at hand, so to speak is about threesomes. I brought up my concerns about this because I'm a firm believer that no straight man would ever turn down a threesome with two women. I don't care what a guy tells you, he's lying; he's lying out of his perverted underoos. Now here's where it gets interesting. How many bisexual women would turn down a threesome with a man and woman? Somewhere in the ball park of millions and millions........and hundreds. Do you have any idea how many men get turned down for sex with even ONE person.......AND don't like S'mores? an invitation for sex by any woman would make not only us straight men put a dent in the underside of the table in front of us, it would make the universe as we know it collapse and implode......God would say, "WTF?!?!" The time space continueum would reverse the aging affect of Joan Rivers and speed up said affect with Dick Clark.
Women, on the other hand, can for the most part get sex just about whenever they please. Let's take the hump-back whales out of the equation, it's not good for the environment. If a woman walks up to a guy, propositions him for some happy action fun time, and he's either not gay or an idiot, they're both gonna get some and no one has to think about what they're first date/interview is going to cost in either self respect or cold, hard cash.
Anyway, it's an intrigueing subject to talk about, especially when everybody's drunk and you have about nine condoms to spare. So, if you're a woman and you don't mind sleeping with other women, start having some threesomes and don't be hatin'.........You never know, you might get an omelet in the morning.
Just don't get your wings caught in anything.
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